if you like me you must not know who I am
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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