Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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