physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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