These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
