Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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