Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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