They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
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