What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just cut my nipple shaving
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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