I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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