Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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