Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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