girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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