wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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