i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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