Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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