is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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