Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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