She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Randomize
