Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I didn't notice because vodka
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
