Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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