so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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