but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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