you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
