I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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