come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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