I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I have grass duct taped all over my body
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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