i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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