she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Your penis caused this!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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