Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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