i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
