Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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