...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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