Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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