Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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