what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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