would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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