how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
