We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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