he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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