he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Randomize
