I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I just saw a hot homeless man
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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