As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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