he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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