i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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