I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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