And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
This is classic penis vs brain.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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