Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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