Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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