Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Randomize
