the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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