Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
