i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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